Citing “grit, determination, and an inconvenient bladder,” a 34-year-old man has decided he is now an authority on productivity after accidentally waking up…
New study finds most men still believe kale is a liberal plot and water is optional.…
House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer has launched a bold new investigation into former President Joe Biden’s use of an autopen. The Republican…
A Hoboken man drank nine Monster Energies before jury duty. He cross-examined the vending machine, objected to gravity, and called himself “Judge Vibes.”…
Moody’s didn’t downgrade America for this, but maybe they should’ve. The DOJ just paid $5 million to a rioter’s family and took it…
Mary from Ohio says her wallet may be empty, but her heart is full of patriotic indignation. Experts agree: it’s a powerful, if…
Angel Reese wants everyone to know she’s not upset about Caitlin Clark’s media hype. She’s “totally fine” and has the pinky swear to…
Trump warned Walmart not to blame his tariffs for price hikes, insisting the company should absorb the cost. “Inflation is a choice,” he…
Smart appliances now offer health advice. But when one fridge locked up after four pints of ice cream, Americans snapped — and the…
Moody’s just downgraded the U.S. credit rating. Lawmakers promised reform, then wandered off mid-sentence. At least patriotism is still free.…