Elon Musk has asked everyone to stop calling the platform formerly known as Twitter by its old name. The reason? It’s hurting his feelings. A Personal Plea from Musk Since rebranding Twitter to…
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Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a bold new initiative: the creation of “Price Force,” a team dedicated to combating price gouging. During a recent campaign rally, Harris made it clear that she…
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Trump Force Two, the plane used by former President Donald Trump, was grounded due to an unexpected problem: a broken toilet. The culprit? A diet heavy on fast food that caused more than…
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A Refreshing Treat for Adventurous Taste Buds and Pregnant Cravings, White Claw has unveiled its latest flavor: Pickles & Ice Cream. This new addition promises to satisfy adventurous taste buds and unexpected cravings…
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Senator Josh Hawley, known for his infamous dash through the Capitol during the January 6th insurrection, put his running skills to use once more. This time, he sprinted through the state fair to…
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Donald Trump’s legal team has asked Judge Juan Merchan to delay the former President’s sentencing in the New York criminal case until after the November 2024 presidential election. They claim that the scheduled…
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In what would once have been a headline-grabbing event, a new major hack has compromised every American’s Social Security number, along with physical addresses, from the National Public Data registry. The stolen information,…
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In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan if he loses the upcoming election: a one-way ticket to Venezuela. The reason? To “stay one step ahead…
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Subway, the sandwich giant known for its customizable sub style sandwiches and endless bread options, has reportedly called an “emergency” meeting with its franchisees after a sharp decline in sales. The reason? A…
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Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to drum up support for Trump’s 2024 presidential bid, instead became…
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