Elon Musk isn’t just calling to fire politicians—he’s threatening to replace them with robots and aim Starlink satellites at Congress. D.C. insiders now…
Tom Thibodeau was fired as Knicks head coach for coaching “too well” and making New Yorkers uncomfortable with unfamiliar feelings of hope.…
Elon Musk fired off an angry tweet after finally reading Congress’s latest spending bill, calling it a “disgusting abomination” that will explode the…
The US national debt has surpassed both the Dow Jones and the S&P 500 for consistent returns, leaving investors jealous and Congress eager…
Marjorie Taylor Greene admits she missed a 10-year AI loophole buried deep in the One Big Beautiful Bill, now promising to “read at…
Darren Beattie, Trump’s new State Department pick, ditches the Russia-watchdog, then hosts a ballet and caviar party for staff. Putin might finally get…
FEMA’s new leader baffled staff after admitting he didn’t realize the US has a hurricane season. Employees now rate internal confusion at Category…
President Trump is reportedly venting about his Supreme Court nominations, focusing his ire on Justice Amy Coney Barrett after rulings that didn’t match…
Dale finally noticed John Redcorn’s secret, now Rainey Street will never be the same.…
A new study reveals the secret to ending 99% of arguments: simply admit you’re wrong, let the other person win, and watch domestic…