Politics
60 Minutes vows to release Kamala Harris’s full interview tapes — if Mark Burnett releases unaired "Apprentice" footage of Donald Trump’s alleged…
Donald Trump has generously donated $1,300 to his own properties, earmarked for "hurricane relief" efforts — though the biggest disaster might be…
After Hurricane Milton leaves Florida in disarray, Governor DeSantis turns to immigrants for help with the state's massive recovery effort.…
Donald Trump’s latest product, the ‘God Bless the USA’ Bible, is reportedly made in China — leaving critics and supporters equally amused.…
Out of ideas, Marjorie Taylor Greene turns to her social media followers for fresh conspiracy theories, promising to "consider anything" that sounds…
JD Vance and Tim Walz faced off last night in what was supposed to be a political debate. Instead, it became a…
In what might be the most shocking proposal of his political career, former President Donald Trump has introduced a new campaign promise…
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Entertainment
After decades of trauma, the actor takes one final stand against holiday nostalgia.…
In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a surprise…
In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood…
Pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially thrown her support behind Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election, but instead of focusing…
Lifestyle
Turns out, seasonal flavors can’t fix existential dread — but they do pair well with it.…
In a move that’s raising eyebrows but leaving Robert F. Kennedy Jr. completely unfazed, the former environmental lawyer admitted to once having…
A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more…
In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his…
U.S.
The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced a presidential endorsement process modeled after the…
In a decision that shocked absolutely no one, Congress has voted to postpone a critical legislative decision until such time that the…
Former President Donald Trump has indicated he may skip any future debates with Vice President Kamala Harris after she allegedly made him…
Former President Donald Trump set a new record during last night’s ABC News debate with Kamala Harris: he directly answered exactly zero…
World
Because when it comes to saving humanity, Musk says it's time to shoot for the stars... literally.…
Groundbreaking research shows that the path to world peace may simply involve stepping away from the keyboard.…
Lebanon’s health ministry has confirmed one fatality and over 100 injuries after several electronic devices exploded in a second wave of mysterious…
In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor:…
Finance
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin…
As Americans celebrated Labor Day, social media was flooded with posts from politicians wishing their constituents a happy holiday. While these messages…
Religion
A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home for wearing a cross necklace, citing concerns…
In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a Texas public library, conservative Christian communities are…
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