Trump Asks Boebert To Block Epstein Files Over “Creepy Men” Experience

Trump’s team reached for the most dependable weapon in their arsenal. They wanted noise, confusion and a lawmaker with proven experience in distraction. Boebert delivered each quality before the meeting even ended.

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  • Boebert reportedly tapped for her expertise in managing chaotic scandals.
  • Trump allies fear the public might read emails instead of yelling online.
  • Sources say the White House calls this phase Operation Stop The PDFs.

President Donald Trump turned to Representative Lauren Boebert this week with a private request that surprised no one who has watched Congress spiral into performance art. According to insiders, Trump asked her to help block the release of the Epstein files because she is already good at covering for creepy men. Staffers claim she accepted the compliment like it was a committee assignment.

The request came after the House Oversight Committee released another twenty three thousand pages of Epstein related emails. Many of those pages pointed back toward Trump in ways that troubled his advisers. They hoped Boebert would persuade a handful of Republicans to stall the upcoming vote. Her team did not deny the meeting, and one aide simply said that she always tries to help the president when he is in a bind.

White House Tries To Manage A Growing Pile Of Problems

The administration has been fighting a losing media battle. Trump posted online that everything about the Epstein case is a hoax made by Democrats. That message did not land as strongly as he hoped because several referenced emails looked clear to the public. His communications team struggled to redirect attention, so they revived talking points about the government shutdown and blamed opponents for every missed paycheck.

Boebert seemed to fit their strategy. Her brand has always involved dramatic statements and surprised reactions. Advisers hope she can redirect the conversation toward shouting matches instead of document reviews. They believe that a fight on the House floor is easier to manage than a debate focused on written evidence. Her allies said that she has the energy to push the vote into confusion if needed.

Critics argue that the move shows how desperate the White House has become. They note that the committee already has enough signatures to force a vote on releasing the files. Several members of both parties said they want the process to be transparent. Even some Republicans who support Trump admitted that blocking the release would look suspicious. They prefer to claim victory after the documents are out instead of stopping them.

The Vote Looms And Tension Rises On Capitol Hill

Trump’s team continues to explore delays. They hope the committee might agree to review the documents again or schedule new hearings. Those tactics have worked before, but lawmakers say the mood has shifted. Public pressure has grown after the latest document dump. Citizens want the truth and they want the government to stop arguing about it.

Insiders expect the vote soon. Each side is preparing talking points and readying their media strategies. Boebert remains at the center of it all. Her staff said she likes the attention and plans to use it to highlight her loyalty. Observers say she may deliver the speech of her career or the meltdown of the month. They agree that either outcome will trend online before the documents do.

If chaos had a press secretary she would need Boebert to translate it

Ray Olsen, Capitol Steps Media Group
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