Vice President JD Vance’s strange Disneyland jog has been classified as a new species of movement, somewhere between a duckling and a haunted…
Tucked deep inside the 1,123-page Trump megabill are five ridiculous policies involving Reagan, dubstep, and Olive Garden gift cards. The law just got…
Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the bill was. Experts say that tracks.…
A Norwegian tourist says he was deported for a meme mocking JD Vance. Homeland Security denies it, but the image is still too…
Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he didn’t clear it with the House first. A…
Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden in case it fails. Neither country confirmed the…
JD Vance is heading to the Vatican for Pope Leo XIV’s first mass. He claims he’s coming in peace. Rome is lighting extra…
Senator JD Vance accuses ChatGPT users of bad manners and proposes a law to redirect AI politeness toward Elon Musk’s struggling Grok. Because…
JD Vance and Tim Walz faced off last night in what was supposed to be a political debate. Instead, it became a game…