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Man in dark zip-up sweater believed to be Jeffrey Epstein smirking at camera

Epstein Officially Blamed for Every Major Conspiracy Theory by MAGA Base

MAGA has officially blamed Jeffrey Epstein for every major American conspiracy, including ones that predate his birth.…

Man refusing to use self-checkout kiosk at grocery store

Local Man Refuses to Use Self-Checkout, Demands Human Eye Contact

A Midwestern man sparks a checkout standoff after demanding old-school cashier service, emotional validation, and sustained eye contact.…

Angel Reese on the cover of NBA 2K26 WNBA Edition

2K Picks Angel Reese Over Caitlin Clark to ‘Generate Engagement Through Chaos’

NBA 2K26 picked Angel Reese for its WNBA cover to “generate engagement through chaos,” bypassing fan-favorite Caitlin Clark and igniting exactly the digital…

Haliey Welch speaking at a press event with sunglasses and cowboy hat

Hawk Tuah Girl to Teach Sex Ed Curriculum in Tennessee Schools

TIME Top 100 creator Haliey Welch to launch a state-backed sex ed program in Tennessee, complete with viral slang and questionable hygiene metaphors.…

Donald Trump speaking with flags in background during press event

Trump Sets Tariff Deadline, Immediately Asks If It Can Be Postponed Until After ‘Shark Week’

Trump sets hard tariff deadline, immediately panics it overlaps with Shark Week. America’s trade war now fighting for airtime with Great Whites.…

Jerome Powell reacts during press conference amid Prime Day concerns

Jerome Powell Considers Retirement After Dismal Amazon Prime Day Sales

After a report showed a 41% drop in Prime Day sales, Jerome Powell blamed the economy’s fragility on “America’s unhealthy relationship with doorbusters.”…