Move over female test dummies, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has introduced test dog dummies to better understand the impact of pets on driver safety. This decision was made as a…
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Aaron Rodgers has reportedly begun his search for the perfect cave to live in after news broke of his trade to the New York Jets. According to sources close to the situation, Rodgers…
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Moscow (Russia) – In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced that Tucker Carlson, a former host at a lesser-known news network, has been invited by Vladimir Putin to…
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Women attending a Brantley Gilbert country concert in Atlanta last night reportedly began using the men’s bathroom due to the long line for the women’s facilities – and nobody seemed to care. Witnesses…
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BREAKING – In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host expressed his excitement about leaving the network and his future plans. When asked about his departure, Carlson stated, “I…
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A woman claims to have discovered the secret to communicating with plants. However, there’s a catch – according to her, plants are only willing to talk when they’re not busy. “I always knew…
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Dylan Mulvaney, the rising American social media influencer, has recently caused controversy with her partnership with New York-based cosmetics company, Maybelline. The 26-year-old star has previously come under fire for her collaborations with…
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BREAKING – A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of “Fantasmic!” over the weekend, prompting rumors that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis may have sent a dragon slayer to sabotage the beloved…
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A team of historians just revealed that a draft of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution, originally included a provision for the separation of “woke” and…
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In a heartwarming turn of events, a man who had lost his keys became an overnight hero after he found them by following expert advice to “look everywhere.” The man, who wishes to…
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